Floppy Lion


a result of erectile dysfunction. the junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. must be accompanied by hairy bush.
d-mn, my sugar daddy has money, but i can’t get that floppy lion up.

this year for valentine’s day, i ain’t getting her jewelry, she’s getting the floppy lion.

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