Floppy man ranch


this term describes a man or tranny with a small soft d-ck. another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the d-ck till he has a b-n-r if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a b-n-r, he will get g-ngb-nged by four other guys.
hey bro what’s up? you look super tired! “just got done getting g-ngb-nged by some mexicans because i suck at the floppy man ranch challenge.”

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