Floppymortis
when something is done and it becomes soft, floppy, or anything along those words opposite of rigamortis
when your p-n-s gets soft after intercourse
when your f-cking a girl and you splooge and your d-ck gets soft
richard: dude i was having s-x with jane last night and couldnt keep it up when i finished i went straight to floppymortis
jane: omg girl when richard and i was f-cking last night i couldnt finish he finished too fast and went straight to floppymortis
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