Flores
a flores is one bad-ss marine, that fights insurgents and is always square away in uniform. he can pick up attractive women by kind, jovial and honest. he is never afraid to fight and shows great leadership and is well respective with his follow marines.
one who picks up hot girls by being honest and kind. shows them respect and usually goes to their place within the first five mins of meeting.
col “who is that square away marine over?”
sgtmaj ” oh, thats flores, one bad-ss marine, he took out twenty insurgents by himself.”
hey see tom over there talking to that hot girl? he just pulled a flores and took her home within five minutes.
intercourse where every inch of the body is on the floor. rough, dramatic and unconventional also known as doggie style.
man 1:damm, my back hurts!
man 2: did you sleep wrong?
man 1: no its because me and my girl had a flores last night.
a flores is a person who joins the army for all the wrong reasons, and ends up sleeping underneath a set of stairs due to severe depression. you can spot a flores very easily by noticing the black ink stains around one’s mouth, the hispandex on the legs, and the name tape strategically placed in the wrong location.
you want to go to office max? i feel like pulling a flores.
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