Florg
an onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one’s own ability to create noises which sound like words.
joe: “i wrote a poem! want to hear it?”
tim: “sure!”
joe: “okay, here goes, ‘daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-”
tim: “florg!”
the self-secreted glue that adheres a dead frog to whatever it died on.
after a night of light rain and heavy traffic, today’s hot sun means that the highway department is getting out the florg scr-pers.
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