florida baptism
top definition
the act of dropping a baby on its head in a walmart. ensures another generation of floridians will flourish in the great state.
joleenda was shopping at walmart, and her newborn baby, mackristalle, got its florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
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