florida bitchslap
male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don’t like or find creepy)and j-zz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells “you’re a b-tch!”
“goatbeard got florida b-tchslapped!
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