Florida High-five
a high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. it is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because florida is america’s w-ng. this is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.
(person x applies baby powder to scr-t-m with right hand while person y is in the bathroom. person y exits bathroom.)
person x: dude, we’re in florida! (holds up right hand).
person y: h-ll yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(a faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and person y realizes he has been given a florida high-five.)
when one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty b-lls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
dude, that high five steve just gave you was a florida high five. nasty…
when a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. the high five receiver, doesn’t know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: dude, we’re in florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: yea! high five
male #2:……ugh did you just give me a florida high five!?
male #1: bahahahahahahaha….yea i did.
male #2: hahahaha….nice dude.
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