florida or germany
it’s actually called germany or florida
it’s a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding s-x or some sh-t like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
“germany or florida” is the pimpin’ theme song sung by adam carolla
bizarre human behavior. so named because such behavior is especially common in florida and germany. popularized by adam corolla of the loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in florida or germany. someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between florida and germany.
“a 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. florida or germany?”
office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as florida or germany.
honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either florida or germany.
jim: “father locked daughter in bas-m-nt for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. florida or germany?”
joe: “oh that has to be germany.”
jim: “correct!”
something f-cking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in florida or germany.
man collects dead babies in his garage for s-xually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect jesus.
florida or germany?
its called germany or florida …dumb-ss…not florida or germany
dumb-ss if u were true loveline fans ud no that
the decision on which place arnold schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in – home country germany or the governated florida.
“flawreeda or shermany…” – arnold
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