Florida Silverback Gorilla
the mind set of the elderly population in florida age ranging from 45+, usually republican, snowbird, transplant, or retiree , typically originating from new york to ohio region of us conus, also foreign immigrants: predominantly from uk or canada. also known as: white-top. terrible drivers,
here are a few examples of a typically florida silverback gorilla:
they’re involved in several organizations just to have a place to go
they honestly believe the world’s here to serve them – because they’re retired
overly qualified for every any job position
yet physically unable to actually be productive at anything anymore
known to work for mere social recognition
unable to let go of their endless boring stories about life
most drunk by 11am after a game of bocci ball
they frequent secluded bingo sessions.
over tanned, caked make-up, multiple plastic surgeries
white porcelain verniers (or dentures)
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