florida sloth insertion
the florida sloth insertion is when:
you tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. you then begin to anully penatrate her -n-s. after doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. then you shove one of the oranges into the girls v-g-n-l orifice. this is when sh-t gets freeky…you now stick your p-n-s through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
“me and kenny g tried the florida sloth insertion last nite.”
-ice t
the florida sloth insertion is when:
you tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. you then begin to anully penatrate hur -n-s. now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. after doing this you get the orange and shove it into her v-g-n-l orifice. beware because this is when sh-t gets freeky. you now stick your p-n-s into the orange which is placed in the girls v-g-n- and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
“me and kenny g tried the florida sloth insertion last night. it was absolutely amazing.”
-ice t
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