Florida Speed Bump
an alligator. they’re called florida speed b-mps by locals in non-metro areas of florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. they sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed b-mp. the bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
dale – “hey jamie, what the h-ll did we just hit?”
jamie – “i reckon we just hit one h-ll of a florida speed b-mp!”
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