Florida Surprise
when you pull out from some head to stop from c-mming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
dan: “oh yeah! oh yeah! oh no! cindy, stop! i’m gonna c-m!”
-yahtzee-
cindy: “what? come on dan, what the f-ck! all over my face?”
dan: “sorry darling, it was a florida surprise!”
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