Floridian Breakfast
the typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of florida. usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a gl-ss of florida orange juice.
ain’t nothing better than a floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin’ doe.
you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. then, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and -j-c-l-t- your seed on her back. in the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed…floridian style
floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.
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