floridian condom


a knapsack filled with crushed sea sh-lls and salt water used for v-g-n-l intercourse. often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting florida and actually have large p-n-ses.
your not doing it right if you don’t have to put on a floridian condom.

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