florijan
adjective – s-xy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. all woman drool after him, he is exotic and dominating and knows what he wants. you fall in love with him at first glance and he is the quite possibly the most perfect man in the world.
“ohh i just want florijan to …”
“woah look at that big thing…”
“he just makes me wanna…”
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