Florito
made famous in texas by c. flores. from his orders at the restaurant chipotle, he orders a special burrito, and those who’ve enjoyed that burrito, call it a florito when ordering it. flo being taken from his last name flores.
chipotle service: may i help you?
customer: i’ll take a florito.
chipotle service: ah yes! a florito, comming right up.
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