FlortGribble
verb: the word flortgribble comes from the ancient anglo-saxon flort (beautiful) and gribble (small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)
the verb “to flortgribble” describes the act of using a small mammal for s-xual gratification.
a man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. in his defence he insisted that the practice of flortgribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of henry vi (who was apparently a fan of the practice). the ancient law stated that “to flortgribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid gribble is no larger than a hamster”
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