Flosh


the sound that occurs when you slap someone fat across the face, as the palm firmly strikes the flabby cheeks.
you fat b-tch! -slaps- “flosh!”
you skinny b-tch! -slaps- “slap!”
a person that thinks they are really sweet but actually have no reason to think that. they usually live in a dream world surrounded by people they think are their friends that but actually talk sh-t about them behind their backs. it’s almost sad but none the less they are some of the easiest people in the world to lip. it gets frustrating after a while because they are so dillusional that they often don’t take you insults to heart. these people are usually overweight girls who think they are wicked because they hang out with the popular crowd…but people just use them for parties and a place to drink and trash.
see that fat b-tch jenny over in the caf, she thinks all those people like her but their just gonna trash her house like every weekend. flosh!!!!!
a really hot woman or women all in one location
dude… you should of saw all the flosh on the 24 the day there was loads….

really wish i’d came now

yeaa you shud of there was an old granny propa gilf xd
1) someone who dresses like a wh-r- but doesn’t have the body type for it.
2) anything you want it to mean =]
1) omg look at that girl she’s dressed like such a flosh.
2) you look so floshy today!!!!
the act of cleaning your teeth by flossing followed by brushing
time for bed but i gotta flosh first.
the act of the v-g-n- after a large p-n-s has entered it. letting out a “whoosh”. followed with a sudden burst of air while the p-n-s pulls out, sounding like “flosh”.
1: so last night i was f-cking my girl and i got floshed! i roflgasmed all over again.

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