flossopher
1) a person who flosses with exuberant diligence.
2) a person who philosophizes while flossing.
q: yo jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
a: i’m a flossopher.
after cleaning his teeth and gums, sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.
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