Flotched
adj: having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally f-cked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of ‘i’m going to die’. one may be deemed ‘flotched’ if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to a+ facebook hacks, or begging to have one’s stomach pumped.
‘f-ck i was flotched last night…’
‘i know dude, i saw the pictures on facebook’.
drunk, incoherent, intoxicated
last night we got flotched.
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