flotsam and jetsam


one of the most underrated metal bands. has been around since 1986, and jason newstead was their original b-ssist, which you all may know to have joined metallica.
flotsam and jetsam are f-cking awesome. “no place for disgrace” is their best alb-m, and an important thrash metal alb-m. if you don’t like it, you simply don’t like real metal.
the two totally awesome eels in the little mermaid. also know as ursula’s poor little p–psies.
flotsam and jetsam are completely and totally the best characters every. period.

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