Flower Pot Squat
taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
kelton: dude, i’m about to drop a hot load in my drawers if i don’t get to a sh-tter soon.
barber: there’s a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
kelton: thanks bro, guess i’ll have to take a flower pot squat.
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