Flowering Cactus
when you are f-cking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your d-ck, shove it back in, and start f-cking her again. (usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
dude, did you really give your girl the flowering cactus?
f-ck yeah, i did!
f-ck, didn’t that hurt?
not nearly as much as having to spend another f-cking moment with her. what an annoying b-tch!
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