Flowfessional


when there’s that dj on the decks doing all sorts of crazy stuff. he’s doing everything right and making the crowd get hyped, maybe with a few pull ups and a few reloads. and your thinking, “this guy is the best, he is the master at this, he should do this for a living” ….

he’s a professional dj controlling the flow

he’s a flowfessional
charlie: “yo andy! who’s that sh-t-hot dj and mc on the stage????”
andy “haven’t you heard of them, their new! … that’s dj detweiller and mc tudacris”
charlie: “them two can do anything, they must have gone to dj school or something?!”
andy: “hahaha, i know man, them two are flowfessionals!”

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