Flu of the swine
one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really h-rny and his wife would not have s-x with him because he was sick.
so he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and f-cked it. not knowing the pig had the flu. after that he was still h-lla h-rny and he wanted something new, so he decided to f-ck a chicken.
again, not knowing the chicken was sick. after he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of h-rny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and f-cked the pig.
the pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
a couple of days later, he wanted to have s-x with his wife, but again she wouldn’t let him.
so he went off and found chris brown.
and f-cked chris brown. (who liked it btw) and then chris brown came back to the us with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
you the swine flu gtfo
..dude you’re gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
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