flubber

a blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. ranged in color from black to lime-green. makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. from flying rubber.
that’s exactly what it is. flying rubber. it’s flubber!!
flying rubber!
ooze-like product derived after stabbing a grossly obese person. it has the potential to solve the world’s energy problem, can be used for cosmetics, & can also be fed to starving african children. could be removed via medical procedure, but desperate hooligans are known to shank fat-sses after chasing them around for a couple of blocks, then selling the contraband flubber at exploded prices, or using it themselves for sustenance.
ever since the diet craze, we’ve been having flubber shortage… what the f-ck am i supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? dogsh-t? f-ck that! i’m gonna shank me a fat-ss…
flubber is the brown crust found on the underside of a fried egg when cooked too quickly.
“mum, my egg has flubber on it”
v. to flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land m-ss –or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) the act of lying on one’s stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one’s shoulder –to watch a tv that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch– while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one’s body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
watching eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.

“he sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal”

it takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of sh-t does every day. if i were that slothlike i think i would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless -ss.

if he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
not only a hit movie of the 90’s, but a s-xual act performed only in dire situations when a girl is being stubborn. only two steps required:

1) slap the belligerent b-tch with your limp p-n-s.
2) repeat step one until said b-tch gives you a bl-w j-b.

no words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
theoretical situation for the flubber:

tommy: hey!
jess: hey…why are you nak-
t: slap….slap slap…. slap slap slap slap slap slap
j: fine! om nom nom nom nom
a extremmely obease child who is fatter than he is tall.
the fat flubber midget people often found in a circus.