Flubbercock
(v.)- to f-ck things up
man i flubberc-cked that essay big time!
a flubber-c-ck can be:
1. a fat mans p-n-s, which is surrounded by hanging stomach fat.
2. a softee still used for s-x
3. a p-n-s that has c-m all over it
4. robin williams’ gnarled f-ck stick
i slapped a b-tches face with my flubber-c-ck
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