flubsessed
adj. – to be inordinately concerned about the major league baseball club chicago cubs and the behavior, conduct, intellectual ability, level of drunken-ness, s-xual orientation, etc, of their fans.
colin was so insanely flubsessed, he’d drive down halsted p-ssing out the window during day games while telling gay jokes and mumbling something about a urinal and one hundred years.
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