fluff your jesus
it is when you pick up your jesus pillow and shake it and squeeze it in order to fluff it up.
you: wow, this jesus pillow is pretty flat. maybe i should fluff it up.
me: yeah, go ahead, fluff your jesus.
when you have a statue of jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.
“dude, that jesus needs fluffing.”
“dude, i’m gonna fluff my jesus.”
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stacy is a f-cking donut puncher
yo, don’t be a f-cking donut puncher…u just said fluff your jesus
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