Fluffer Musket


1. a promiscuous female or h-m-s-xual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quant-ties and/or consecutive helpings of s-m-n.

2. a wh-r- specifically for sucking d-ck or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase “take a ‘shot’ in the mouth”
“that fluffer musket sucked me dry!”

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