fluffy muffin


when a man sticks his p-n-s in a woman’s v-g-n- an sticks his hand in the v-g-n- and starts m-st-rb-t-ing in side her
taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy m-ffin because of her strechy v-g-n-
phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd
that man just jumped off a bridge! holy fluffy m-ffins!

holy cow holy cr-p snap

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