Fluicide
when you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.
my parents have the flu, but its christmas, so i have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.
when you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide
sorry, i can’t come into work today. i’m so miserable with this cold i want to commit fluicide!
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