flumonia
any type of sickness usually caught during winter or weather consisting of rapidly fluctuating temperatures. commonly contracted from being in public places or being near children or adults who have children.
i went to my brother-in-law’s school play and came home with flumonia.
the synergistic “super-bug” that is sp-wned when an individual becomes infected with the influenza and pnemonia at the same time. this is more sinister than the dreaded bird and/or swine flu…and is more on-par with the fabled superflu from the movie “the stand”.
monday
patient – yo, i don’t feel so good doc.
doctor – well i declare…you must have a case of the flu.
thursday
patient – yo, i feel worse now doc.
doctor – for pete’s sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
patient – does that mean i have flumonia?
a mix of the flu and nemonia..
well, at least thas what big ace said…fat -ss n-gg-.. anyway….heres an example
eeew, that n-gg- right thurr shoulda stayed home, he got that case of flumonia.
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