FLUMPER


when you put a fist in someone’s -ss and open your hand as wide as possible. this is also known as a “staten island tsunami”
i was fisting my girlfriends -ss and decided to go for the flumper.
when a said women, usually a sk-nk, gives you head while you are taking a sh-t.
d-mn man, jane gave me one of the best flumpers i have ever had!
the act of giving head whilst the man takes a sh-t.
i couldn’t tell what felt better bustin out that -ss brownie or the bl-wj-b my girl was giving me, like hannah montana said, “gettin a flumper is the best of both worlds”
a flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.
what a flumper!!
travis you little flumper!

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