flumpet
a portmanteau of “flute” and “trumpet.” can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.
trumpet player: “what’s the best section of the band?”
b-ssoon player: “clearly it’s the flumpet section!”
used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. those within the flumpet section tend to think they’re the best, even if they are not. they are brainwashed into thinking that “flumpets r pwn” when, in fact, the tub-n-rphone section is the best. ’nuff said.
trumpet player: “the flumpet section is obviously the best.”
trombone player: “and by obviously, you mean most definitely not. sorry to break it to you, but tub-n-rphones are the best.”
a lazy -rs-d fuppet.
the fuppet was awfully flumpetty today, she couldnt get up off her lazy -ss to change the television channel so she just flummptied around like a total fuppet.
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