Fluorescent Hell
a building in which you are obligated to spend 40 or more hours per week and 90% or more of the electrically produced lighting is emmitted from depressing fluorescent bulbs. these places are generally referred to as offices, schools, hospitals, rehabilitation facilities or even jail.
co-worker 1: stop walking towards the front door so fast.
co-worker 2: huh?
co-worker 1: i want to soak in as much sunlight as i can before we return to fluorescent h-ll.
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