Fluorescent Tan


1. the pale result of working a nine to five job in a typical office setting.

2. working at a typical office job.
1. when eric went to the beach, he was very pale because of his fluorescent tan.

2. i have to get up early tomorrow to work on my fluorescent tan.

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