flutching


the act of lying on one’s back with legs crossed in the air, holding one’s breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy”) very close to or over one’s face. flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.
q: “what is that kid doing over there…some sort of weird contortionist act?”

a: “no, she’s just flutching.”

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