someone who is so perfect except for one tiny flaw.
man he is such a fłüürrrgæn!
i’m a fłüürrrgæn because the only thing i’m bad at is baseball.
- bottle tied
to be so drunk you can’t get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious. he was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went boomhauer on her. he’s definitely “bottle tied” tonight. he’s lucky if he doesn’t get slapped down cause he won’t shut up even […]
a cute yet intelligent girl who loves to sing and excels academically sarah is perfect, she must be the feeferton of the group.
cheater, rude or misplacing. it’s very squmy of you to do that.
amazing beautiful sweet crazy smart anslie, girl of your dreams
- the trumpettes
the women of the donald trump family. standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the trumpettes!