fly swatter touchdown dance
this is the domestic spin on football’s touchdown dance. a dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it’s fatal smash-down.
scenario to prompt a dance: i chased that annoying fly all over the house! it was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, i finally got the sucker!
fly swatter touchdown dance description:
while holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish moon walk!
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