Fly the Tank
recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.
hannibal directed faceman to fire a falling tank’s primary armament parallel to the ground to “fly the tank” one half of a mile so that the a-team landed in a lake.
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