flying a sign
when you show up in a town and you need to raise some scrilla, bein a broke -ss crusty and you needs some booze. go to the cardboard dumpster (you should have your own sharpie magnum, steal one from office max if you dont) right some sh-t like
“travelin, broke, hungery. anything helps” or “out of work bank robbers need money for guns” find a busy street, best on freeway off ramps or other high traffic intersections where cars hafta stop at red lights to look at you. you can spange and fly a sign at the same time, but its best to go to a touristy area and have a clever sign. like “hungry hungry hobos” or “parents kidnapped by ninjas need money for
karate lessons” borrow yer friends dog if you aint got one, but be prepared to carry a home a bunch of dog food.
sometimes you aint got no way to make money but to get yer -ss to the offramp and get to flying a sign
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