flying asshole smash


you climb b-tt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your -ss
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) -ss first.
i met a girl at church last week. i finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. it went well…skeet shooting….mexican buffet …flying -sshole smash.

there is nothing quite like a first date flying -sshole smash!

i managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying -sshole smash…….wowy!

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