Flying Awkward Turtles
this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren’t flying they would cut the tension and all h-ll would break lose. however, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peac-cks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. if there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.
i was buying condoms in the s-x isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. when he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peac-cks and more turtles started to swarm. the awkward killing shark never came…
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