Flying Buttress

the act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. this act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.
“i had morning wood so bad that i had to pull a flying b-ttress when i went to take a p-ss.”
a physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your -ss lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). this act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your -ss as close to the target’s face as possible. the only requirements to qualify as a flying b-ttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your -ss h-ts the target before any other part of your body. a knockdown is considered a bonus.
everyone feared tony’s flying b-ttress’ because he usually performed them without pants.
the funniest term you’ll ever hear in architecture history cl-sses.
teacher: in gothic-style cathedrals and churches, you will often see a lot of flying b-ttresses.
students: -snicker-
a foursome with two women and two men where the men stand back to back hands raised above their heads grasping the each others hands for support. the women stand in front of both men and bend over and touch the floor. the men proceed to have s-x with them from behind.
hey buddy, if you are down i just convinced two girls to come home with us and rock out the flying b-ttress.
1. n. a combination of a witch, a prost-tute, and a waitress. they usually fly around on brooms in decent restaraunts that have dim lighting scenarios. if you’re lucky enough to find one, she’ll cackle while serving you your over-easy burger and banging you, before flying away on her broom, never to be seen again.

2. n. a stewardess who is well known among p-ssengers and crew to provide low-cost (or free) -n-l s-x in the latrine.
e1:
johnny: dude, we should hit up red robin tonight-i just got dumped and i’m feeling lonely.

chuck: so what’s that have to do with red robin?

johnny: well, last week, chris said he saw a few flying b-ttresses there.

chuck: i’ve got the keys. lets go.

e2:
tommy: we should fly delta this year.

jake: why’s that, bro?

tommy: i hear they’ve got some good flying b-ttresses.

jake: delta it is!
1. the arches on a building representing the gothic era building scheme.
2. the act of p–ping in your hand after s-x and throwing the p–p across the room.
1. the flying b-ttresses on the notre dame are amazing.
2. after john and i had s-x, he flying b-ttressed all over the room.
a sudden cramp of the r-ct-m; a sphincter pincher; an introverted fart.
tina let forth a flying b-ttress during her 6th period biology cl-ss, hoping nathan didnt hear.

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