Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack
invented by chuck norris himself!
usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking sh-t or something. you just have to get your d-ck as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your d-ck. after you dates p-sses out from that glorious impact place your scr-t-m and d-ck near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. injuries may occur… the only person that’s been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
dude, so i was having the best f-ckathlon ever… and this b-tch starts complaining ’bout sh-t, so i tried tha flying chuck roundhouse d-ck attack maneuver to shut her up!!! it worked wonderfully
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