Flying Cream Pie
when you j-zz on a midget’s face then toss them out of bed.
me: “remember that midget stripper i brought home last weekend?”
you: “unfortunately, yes.”
me: “i gave her a flying cream pie and this time i flung her all the way into the kitchen!”
you: “nice.”
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