Flying Frindle TapeJob


the act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is -j-c-l-t-ng his male partner.
guy 1: hay jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?

jim: we performed the art of the flying frindle tapejob.

guy 1: what?…

(jim removes pants)
guy 1: why is your d-ck wrapped in gauze?

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