flying half mast is when you have a b-n-r that isn’t as hard
also known as: half chub
guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
guy #2: the one in the booty shorts?
guy #1 yeah she’s the reason i’m flying half mast.
a baboon that likes the gators. ruday is crazy
- diego costa
a never aging 1 dimensional caveman and barbarian who has apparently vandalised the fountain of youth oh, he’s such a diego costa. man he never seems to age, costa much eh?
- tibetian ball drainer
like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy “double -j-c-l-t–n” from focused working of the scr-t-m, t-st-cl-s, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. usually requiring more than an hour “session” the scr-t-m is restrained and pulled taught and the t-st-cl-s aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to p-rn. once in full […]
- doing a nib
when you’re on cod4 and you get an airstrike, you place it perfectly, on top of their whole team, but receive no kills. “i’ve got an airstrike” “put it on a” “well, i did but got nothing, i’m doing a nib”